Frank Costanza: "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Kramer: "What happened to the doll?"
Frank Costanza: "It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!"
Kramer: "That must have been some doll."
Frank Costanza: "She was."
Don't forget the tenents of Festivus:
(1) Festivus Pole
(2) Festivus Dinner
(3) Airing of Grievances
(4) Feats of Strength
Happy Holidays Everyone -- Peace !
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